A Sales Agency That Puts Its Money Where Its Mouth Is – No Results, No Pay. No Joke.
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Updated: 9th of March, 2025
Dear business owners and sales leader
If you want more clients, more sales, and more revenue than your business can handle—then keep reading, brace yourself for insights that could very well redefine your approach to scaling
Let’s be honest… unless you’re asleep at the wheel, this should have your pulse racing and your inner skeptic screaming—
“Wait… what the hell is this all about?!”
I mean, who wouldn’t question a claim this bold? More leads, more conversions, more money—without the BS?
We get it. You’ve heard promises before. But here’s the thing… we don’t do promises. We do proof.
🔥 We’ve cracked the code on selling
The pipeline is unpredictable, leads are inconsistent, and let’s be real… you don’t have time to keep throwing stuff at the wall and hoping it sticks.
I love it that you’re on a path less traveled, seeking out the secrets that transform good companies into great ones.
But DON’T GO YET…
We Don’t Just Advise—We Build, Fix & Scale.
Let’s be real. Your sales process isn’t working the way it should. Maybe deals are slipping through the cracks. Maybe your team is spinning their wheels, sending out emails that never get opened. Maybe you’ve spent a fortune on CRMs, automation tools, and fancy dashboards, yet you’re still staring at a pipeline drier than the Sahara.
That’s where we step in.
We don’t do fluff. We don’t do generic “growth hacks.” We step in, roll up our sleeves, and turn your sales struggles into wins—without the insane cost of a full-time hire.
Imagine having a leading sales expert that will bring years of practical experience in achieving sustainable growth, all without the burden of a hefty 6–figure annual salary or the uncertainty of results.
You could experience the power of elite sales talent boosting your leads and sales while you only pay for performance, not empty promises
It’s as straightforward as it gets: We are here to take the heavy lifting off your shoulders when it comes to scaling companies like yours.
That may mean identifying the right product, cracking the code on market viability, and zeroing in on a niche that solves a real problem.
And that’s just the warm-up.
With a toolkit designed to cut through the noise, we will refine your product with direct feedback tools and develop a traction plan that’s backed by real experiments and strategies to get you product in front of millions, fast.
We are here to turbocharge your lead conversion by a minimum of 50% within six months, significantly bump up your sales qualified leads, and ensure your deal conversion rate soars to a minimum of 30%.
🔥 What We Bring to the Table:
✅ Proven Sales Strategies – No guessing. No hoping. Just real, bankable results.
✅ Scalable Systems & Processes – Because growth shouldn’t feel like duct-taping a sinking boat.
✅ Sales Coaching That Sticks – No corporate jargon. Just straight-up strategies that make your team close like pros
✅ Smarter Tech & CRM Use – You paid for the damn thing. Now let’s make it work for you instead of gathering dust.
✅ A Sales Culture That Wins – Because miserable sales teams don’t sell. We turn yours into closers.
You’ve hustled, bootstrapped, and cracked the code to product-market fit—nice work! But now?
You’re stuck. Scaling feels like trying to push a boulder uphill… in flip-flops.
Sales targets? They’re starting to look more like mirages—always in sight, never quite within reach. Growth has hit the brakes, your sales team isn’t firing on all cylinders, and your marketing strategy? Let’s just say it’s more “hope and pray” than “lock and load.”
Sound familiar? Let’s fix that.
So, let’s ditch the overwhelm of high agency rates, the frustration of uncommitted staff, and the chaos of managing multiple contractors.
We’ve scaled everything from cutting-edge tech to everyday services across 10 countries—racking up $500M+ in sales. If it’s sellable, we’ve sold it (and sold it well)
We used this sales code to….
And the wins just keep coming…
Drowning in New Customers—Our Sales System Makes It Rain!
Got an offer that’s good but not impossible to resist? We’ll rewrite it from scratch and turn it into a no-brainer. Then, we’ll fire up our AI-powered list-building engine to bring you a flood of high-intent buyers—on autopilot.
We revamp your offer – making it so good, people feel silly saying no.
AI-powered lead gen – so you’re not chasing cold leads, they’re chasing you.
Sales stack makeover – optimizing your tools so everything runs like a dream.
CRM revamp & full integration – finally syncing your sales & marketing for max efficiency.
Custom-built analytics – so you know exactly what’s working (and what’s not).
…..Oh, and we’re closing deals for you too – because what’s the point of a pipeline if it doesn’t pour in revenue?
And if we crush your sales targets?
You don’t just win—you win big. Every dollar you pay us comes straight from the extra sales we generate for you. More cash, more momentum, and a sales engine that keeps revving long after we’ve tuned it up.
Our Pricing? It’s Almost Too Good to Be True.
We believe in pay-for-performance—which means you either pay us out of the extra revenue we generate, or you don’t pay at all.
A ridiculously low retainer? Sure.
Commission-only? If you dare, so do we.
We’re so confident in our system that we’re putting our skin in the game—because if you don’t win, we don’t get paid.
Why are we doing this?
Because we know you’ve been burned before. You’ve tried everything, heard all the big promises, and gotten… meh results. We get it.
That’s why we’re flipping the script—if we don’t deliver, you don’t pay. Simple. No catch. No fine print. Just results.
Ready to watch your sales explode? Let’s make it happen.
How the Heck Do We Guarantee Results?
It’s simple—we’re so confident in what we do, we’ll put our money where our mouth is.
Here’s the deal: Most digital agencies are amazing at the “techie” stuff, but when it comes to actually selling—especially in today’s fast-paced digital world? They’re lost in the shuffle.
At ETHUM, everything we do revolves around one thing—SELLING. Seriously, if we don’t bring in those sales, we don’t get paid. (And yeah, I can practically hear my accountant shouting from across the office…)
But hey, come a little closer… Let me spill the beans.
We’ve built a one-of-a-kind “selling system” that works for any business, any price, and any audience. It’s a magical blend of:
- Mind-blowing persuasion that makes customers say, “Take my money!”
- Top-tier media buying to make sure your offer hits the right people at the right time.
- And our secret weapon, the “attention flywheel”, that keeps customers spinning and begging for more.
This combination creates a marketing machine that gets your business selling like crazy.
How We Do It:
Take charge of your sales team, turbocharging your existing revenue to new heights.
Boost your inbound traffic and lead conversion rates by at least 50% in just six months.
Sales Qualified Leads? We’re talking a minimum 50% increase.
Watch your deal conversion rates soar to at least 30% within six months, because more leads = more sales.
Trim down your sales and marketing tech stack costs by at least 30%
Revitalize your cash flow, ensuring you’re not just earning, but raking in profit from every customer.
With a toolkit designed to cut through the noise, I’ll refine your offer with direct feedback tools and develop a traction plan that’s backed by real experiments and strategies to get your product in front of millions, fast.
Tired of Getting Scammed by “Marketing Gurus”?
Because let’s be real—today, most digital marketers are like the shifty salesmen of the internet. All talk, no action, and plenty of empty promises.
So instead of wasting time explaining why we’re better, here’s what we’ll do:
We’ll put our money on the line to SHOW YOU that we’re the real deal.
Why? Because the Sales world is flooded with so much incompetence, it’s like a circus on fire. (Okay, maybe that’s an exaggeration, but you get what we mean…)
Whether it was an agency, an in-house “expert,” or some self-proclaimed “guru” that promised big results and delivered nothing… we understand the frustration.
This combination creates a marketing machine that gets your business selling like crazy. How We Do It:At ETHUM, we don’t just talk big—we guarantee results. And if we don’t deliver, you pay nothing. It’s that simple.
With us? We’re about actual results. More leads, more sales, fewer headaches. We don’t care about cold email open rates or likes. We care about what works.
